{"id":26695,"date":"2007-08-23T01:01:01","date_gmt":"2011-05-19T05:00:33","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2011-05-19T05:00:33","modified_gmt":"2011-05-19T05:00:33","slug":"rush_gets_ready_for_vacation3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/admin.rushlimbaugh.com\/daily\/2007\/08\/23\/rush_gets_ready_for_vacation3\/","title":{"rendered":"Rush Gets Ready for Vacation"},"content":{"rendered":"<section>\n<p>RUSH: It\u2019s Thursday today, but this is essentially Friday for me since tomorrow &#8212; gee, I gotta get up &#8212; you know, folks, this going on vacation is fun, but I have to tell you, the two days that lead up to it is just a pain. I have the barber coming over here this afternoon. I gotta go home and tell the staff what to pack. I do have somebody to pack for me, but it\u2019s not as simple as you think. I gotta stand there, because of my weight fluctuations, I have different sizes of everything in the closet in there. I can\u2019t tell the staff person, &#8216;Okay, get me ten golf shirts and shorts.\u2019 I have to pick each one and throw \u2019em on the floor and she comes in and does the packing. I still have to go up there and do that. I did the bills yesterday. I had a psychological counseling session with Punkin, my cat. She\u2019s ten years old now and she misses me when I\u2019m gone for an extended period of time. They tell me that she prowls every nook and cranny in the house looking for me, hangs around in the kitchen by the garage door the last three days or so just waiting, hoping I\u2019ll walk in. Thank God she can\u2019t call me. <\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/live-rush-limbaugh.pantheonsite.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/01125106.Par.89380.ImageFile.jpg\" width=\"170\" height=\"210\" class=\"alignright\"\/>Let\u2019s see, what else I gotta do? (interruption) Oh, no, why would I wash the car? I\u2019m going to get on an airplane tomorrow. No, I don\u2019t cancel the newspaper, none of that sort of stuff. I\u2019m taking a bunch of wine. It\u2019s a guy golf trip, we\u2019re going to Hawaii, and I\u2019m taking about two cases. I\u2019m taking 48 bottles of wine because there\u2019s going to be ten of us. So I had to go through my wine cellar list and pick out which bottle. That took me a half hour. All this stuff is going to be fun once we get there. I have to get up at four o\u2019clock because I have to get wheels up at five. I have to stop at a famous Midwestern city to pick up some guys and then wing our way over to Hawaii. We get there about one o\u2019clock in the afternoon, get off the plane and head straight to the golf course. Anyway, folks, it is a tough life. Some of the things that I endure just to go on vacation. Now, coming back it\u2019s not nearly this bad. It\u2019s easy, except for the big stack of bills that they put on the desk for me. 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