{"id":26577,"date":"2011-05-19T05:05:21","date_gmt":"2011-05-19T05:05:21","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2020-02-18T10:45:37","modified_gmt":"2020-02-18T15:45:37","slug":"it_s_open_line_friday-23","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/admin.rushlimbaugh.com\/daily\/2011\/05\/19\/it_s_open_line_friday-23\/","title":{"rendered":"It\u2019s Open Line Friday!"},"content":{"rendered":"<section>&#8220;By nature, wherever this program is not, life will suck. Because wherever this program is not, liberals will dominate and prevail.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You know, folks, I think it\u2019s time for a new name for Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama. Until the way he\u2019s being treated by the Drive-Bys changes, I\u2019m going to start calling him &#8216;Barack O\u2019McNabb.'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;&#8216;80% of voters believe that Hillary has the experience it takes to become president\u2019? 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