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“Next Democrat debate, the questions ought to come from Shrek, the Little Mermaid, Nemo, Homer Simpson, and Cartman from South Park.”<\/p>\n\n

“Somebody at CNN is probably in huge trouble today because there were four or five instances last night when the camera was placed right behind Mrs. Clinton\u2019s derriere. And believe me: you forgot anything you were hearing at the time when you watched that.”<\/p>\n\n

“I\u2019ve never been inside a Starbucks. It\u2019s not an active decision that I\u2019ve made not to go inside, I\u2019ve just never been there. For me, coffee is not a destination. I drink it where I am.” <\/p>\n\n

“This business that Barack Obama would talk to Iran and Syria and tell them they have ‘responsibilities\u2019 if Iraq collapses… Barack, I have one word for you: Lebanon.” <\/p>\n\n

“Gorbachev\u2019s birthmark kept growing during the eighties, typifying Soviet expansionism. I mean, you could even see the East Coast of the United States in that birthmark! Plus Florida, a little bit of Maine, and some of the Gulf coast.”<\/p>\n\n

“Who came out on top last night? That\u2019s a dangerous question to ask when Chris Dodd\u2019s on the panel. Because, you know, he was ultimately on top and on bottom during the waitress sandwich days with Ted Kennedy.”<\/p>\n\n

“New York Times headline: ‘Support for Initial Invasion of Iraq Has Risen.\u2019 How can this be? Well, it\u2019s either one or two words, depending how you wish to reserve expression: ‘me\u2019 or ‘Rush Limbaugh.'”<\/p>\n\n

“How about this as an example of great diplomacy: Ronaldus Magnus walking out on Mikhail Gorbachev at Reykjavik. And maybe one of the greatest diplomatic feats of all time: Bill Clinton with Hillary after Monica.”<\/p>\n\n

“Thank you for the call. Uh, I… Sorry for the pause, folks, but when a guy says, ‘I love you,\u2019 I… I appreciate it. But I\u2019ll tell you: I feel like John Edwards here.”<\/p>\n

“It\u2019s obvious to me that sniveling liberals despise the strong, solid, brave, and committed fighting men and women who are trying to defend this nation\u2019s national security — and that I detest.”<\/p>\n

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