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“The president had five polyps removed from his colon. Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Carl Levin and Dick Durbin are all doing fine.”<\/p>\n\n

“You remember the 1990 debate? And this pony-tailed guy stands up and says to the candidates, ‘Which one of you is going to treat us as your children?\u2019 A responsible candidate would have said: ‘What?'” <\/p>\n\n

“‘Seagulls Fat and Infertile From Fast Food.\u2019 Who cares? The seagull is the rat of the sea.”<\/p>\n\n

“‘Human activities that spur global warming largely to blame for changes in rainfall patterns over the last century.\u2019 Really? Well, what the hell were human beings doing back in the days when Noah had to build the damn ark?”<\/p>\n\n

“Will this president Cherry Jones of \u201924\u2019 show cleavage the way Hillary did after her womanhood was challenged by Elizabeth Edwards? Ha, ha!” <\/p>\n\n

“You don\u2019t sound nervous at all, Zack. And if you were a female I\u2019d say, ‘Don\u2019t worry about it because this call is going to be like a mink glove on your back.\u2019 But since I don\u2019t go that way, I won\u2019t say that to you.”<\/p>\n\n

“Esquire\u2019s latest cover has a photo of John Edwards. Look at what it says above his head: ‘The Sexiest Woman Alive.\u2019 And this is the cheesiest pose I have ever seen!”<\/p>\n\n

“Do you realize that the approval numbers for Congress right now are lower than what the Republicans had going into last November\u2019s elections?” <\/p>\n\n

“So that\u2019s why I\u2019ve been missing out all my life: I\u2019ve been heading in the wrong direction. Sex takes place above the neck, according to Joycelyn Elders. And she would know being from the Clinton administration, wouldn\u2019t you think?” <\/p>\n\n

“I\u2019m not ‘probably\u2019 right about it. I know I\u2019m right.”<\/p>\n

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