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“You know, my friends, the only people in the world who can depend on Democrats are our enemies.”<\/p>\n\n

“Up, Up and Away is one of my all-time favorite tunes, and one of the first songs that I ever played as a struggling young disc jockey. And I remember introducing it as the condom update in Sacramento. My dad even heard about it: ‘What are you doing? You can\u2019t say that word on the radio!'”<\/p>\n\n

“All right, my friends, I confess: I went to bed with Barbara Boxer last night, and I woke up with Hillary Clinton. Yes, I tuned in to C-SPAN. I really, really tried to stay awake. I really tried.”<\/p>\n\n

“Harry Reid needs to get back to doing what he does best, and that\u2019s engineering sleazy land deals with his kids. He\u2019s in the big leagues now, but he can\u2019t seem to swing the bat.” <\/p>\n

“I\u2019ve heard from a lot of people like you and military families this week, Amy, and I think you\u2019re the precious ones here. You\u2019re the ones that are involved in the genuine sacrifice, and I think that you all areowed a debt that nobody can ever fully repay.”<\/line><\/p>\n\n

“It\u2019s not just the women in the Senatewho wanted to get some sleep. There are some old buzzards in that place — it\u2019s Jurassic Park! You know, if they\u2019re going to stay in there all night, then Pat Leahy is going to need to share his Depends with some of the other senators.” <\/p>\n\n

“The top Al-Qaeda leader in Iraq has been captured by the good guys. Here\u2019s his name: Abdul-Fattah Dawoud Mahmoud al-Mashhadani, aka Abu Shahid. If we had any damn sense, we\u2019d waterboard this guy until he told us what he knows.”<\/p>\n\n

“What do kids eat? They eat vanilla ice cream, they eat Doritos, and they eat Coke and Pepsi and 7-Up and Red Bull spiked with who-knows-what. I don\u2019t know what they do.”<\/p>\n\n

“Keith Ellison compared the Bush administration\u2019s response to September 11th to an event that led to Adolf Hitler\u2019s consolidation of power. Now, Ellison is the nation\u2019s first Muslim congressman. I\u2019m pondering whether to go forward here verbally, ladies and gentlemen.”<\/p>\n\n

“John Edwards ‘can stare the worst in the face and not blink\u2019? Is his wife talking about the bathroom mirror every morning? I\u2019m sorry, Dawn. That was unkind.” <\/p>\n

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