{"id":26168,"date":"2011-05-19T05:15:33","date_gmt":"2011-05-19T05:15:33","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2020-02-10T12:10:37","modified_gmt":"2020-02-10T17:10:37","slug":"the_truth_detector-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/admin.rushlimbaugh.com\/daily\/2011\/05\/19\/the_truth_detector-9\/","title":{"rendered":"The Truth Detector!"},"content":{"rendered":"<section>&#8220;You don\u2019t get away with calling America\u2019s Truth Detector a liar.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I have to tell you a little short story. A good friend of mine\u2019s secretary showed up at the front door. She had a box from my friend, and it had three pairs of David Ledbetter golf shorts in it.I said, &#8216;Oh, this is awfully sweet.'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;People ask me all the time, &#8216;Rush, what\u2019s your favorite part of your job?\u2019 It\u2019s hard to say; I like it all. But the thing that the most fun, I guess, is how I irritate these liberals and Democrats.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The McCain campaign is imploding because of illegal immigration. When you have the courage to get in bed with Ted Kennedy and you seek the Republican nomination, somebody needs to stop you from getting in bed with Ted Kennedy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Rather than fix the standard dinner last night, I saw the potato chip bag and I said, &#8216;What the hell.\u2019 I ripped the thing open and got some dip&#8230; it wasn\u2019t worth it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Snerdley is sitting here still stunned and amazed that I would advise the previous caller to skedaddle from his date. He said, &#8216;I can\u2019t believe that guy would let Algore and a movie stand in the way of a babe.\u2019 I said, &#8216;That\u2019s exactly the babe trap.'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Michael Moore denied CNN permission to tape more of their interview and use it later because &#8212; get this &#8212; he was afraid they might take it out of context. Yep, a propaganda movie maker afraid that he\u2019s going to be taken out of context on CNN.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The news on smoking is, &#8216;It\u2019ll kill you, it\u2019s stupid, it\u2019s dumb.\u2019 Well, smokers deserve the Congressional Medal of Honor because they are single-handedly funding children\u2019s health care.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We all know that muscles are not what really draws women to men. I mean, the evidence is all over the place. 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