{"id":26064,"date":"2007-07-05T01:01:01","date_gmt":"2011-05-19T05:20:14","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2011-05-19T05:20:14","modified_gmt":"2011-05-19T05:20:14","slug":"the_generator_of_simplicity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/admin.rushlimbaugh.com\/daily\/2007\/07\/05\/the_generator_of_simplicity\/","title":{"rendered":"The Generator of Simplicity"},"content":{"rendered":"<section>\n<p><strong><emphasize>You\u2019re Missing Out on Thousands of Rush Quotes! <\/emphasize><\/strong><a href=\"\/\/\/home\/Rush247.html\">Join Rush 24\/7 NOW!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Liberalism is all about spreading misery equally, and they call that &#8216;fairness.'&#8221; <\/p>\n<paragraph\/>\n<p>&#8220;The US Department of Agriculture has released reports stating that when you smell cow manure, you are also smelling greenhouse gas emissions. Yes, Mr. Snerdley, we\u2019re smelling poop, but what is the ingredient that they claim is a greenhouse gas? Methane &#8212; but methane doesn\u2019t smell!&#8221;<\/p>\n<paragraph\/>\n<p>&#8220;Do you think if 12 million Americans said, &#8216;Screw it! I\u2019m not paying taxes!\u2019 the government would say, &#8216;We can\u2019t track down these people. Let\u2019s just give them amnesty\u2019?&#8221;<\/p>\n<paragraph\/>\n<p>&#8220;Lindsey Graham said it\u2019s his job to go to Washington and work with Democrats. No, it\u2019s not. Go in there and debate them and defeat them! In fact, we did the job that Lindsey Grahamnesty should have been doing.&#8221; <\/p>\n<paragraph\/>\n<p>&#8220;How can you, Nancy Pelosi, after all the things that you have said to demoralize the troops serving this country, sit there and talk about &#8216;hate speech\u2019 on radio?&#8221;<\/p>\n<paragraph\/>\n<p>&#8220;Let\u2019s see, what am I? I\u2019m the man who runs America. You know it and I know it. AndI\u2019m now a &#8216;generator of simplicity,\u2019 according to Dingy Harry. I\u2019m also an &#8216;untamed piece of the Republican message machine.\u2019 I guess that pretty much covers it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<paragraph\/>\n<p>&#8220;The illegals wouldn\u2019t have had to pay one cent in fines unless they sought a pathway to citizenship, and the odds of that happening were slim to none. And slim left town a long time ago.&#8221; <\/p>\n<paragraph\/>\n<p>&#8220;You are the most informed audience in all of American broadcasting, not according to me, but according to the Pew Center for People in the Press. 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