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RUSH: No, I had a really blissful weekend. I went back to Cape Girardeau, I had a cousin\u2019s member-guest golf tournament there, Dalhousie golf club. Great course, too, by the way. You know what? I did not watch television. I didn\u2019t even have my computer with me. Had my Blackberry for e-mails. I did not know until mid-afternoon yesterday when I got home that Paris Hilton had been put back in jail. I saw that, ‘Whoa, what did I miss here?\u2019 Then I find out that the judge did not agree with the sheriff on this, didn\u2019t buy the medical excuse that she was saying. She wasn\u2019t eating or drinking anything because she was afraid to use the toilet because she was afraid that the guards would take cell phone pictures. So that\u2019s why she was let out, supposedly. Now she\u2019s apparently phoned into ABC from the psych ward that she\u2019s staying in the new wing of the jail or whatever, says she\u2019s no longer going to act dumb. Paris Hilton is no longer going to act dumb. That\u2019s fabulous, that\u2019s wonderful news. I just don\u2019t know how we\u2019re going to tell the difference. By the way, we need that latest Justice Brothers commercial, Mike, if you can find that thing pretty quickly. I\u2019m sorry for no heads up on this. The Reverend Sharpton, one of the Justice Brothers, is in Los Angeles to meet with the sheriff, Lee Baca, to talk about these issues in terms of letting her out early, and of course if you were not with us last Friday when this story broke, the Justice Brothers, big sponsors here, sent us an emergency commercial. <\/p>\n

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RUSH: Kristin in Chicago, you\u2019re next. I\u2019m glad you waited. You\u2019re on the EIB Network.<\/p>\n

CALLER: Hey, Rush, mega Midwestern dittos.<\/p>\n

RUSH: Thank you. <\/p>\n

CALLER: Hey, my point is, I\u2019m curious as to why Paris is so worried about being photographed in the toilet when she\u2019s pretty proud of her sex video.<\/p>\n

RUSH: Well, now, now, now. Women — see, I don\u2019t think she\u2019s proud of the sex video. I think the sex video upset her, gave her a few problems, but, look, Kirsten, I don\u2019t want to get all Lenny Bruce on you here, but you understand the difference in having pictures taking doing business on the bathroom. No woman wants that. That\u2019s why every successful marriage is a two-bathroom marriage, minimum. There are not going to be any pictures taken of that. Sex is another thing.<\/p>\n

CALLER: Rush, I completely agree with you.<\/p>\n

RUSH: Well, that\u2019s sweet. I know it\u2019s hard to disagree with me sometimes.<\/p>\n

CALLER: If we were married, I would insist on two bathrooms.<\/p>\n

RUSH: (Laughing.) So would I. <\/p>\n

CALLER: (Laughing.) <\/p>\n

RUSH: I\u2019d get there first. Thanks for the call.<\/p>\n

RUSH: Kristin is in the top ten list of names. Kristin is absolutely in the top ten list of favorite female names of mine. We\u2019ve had two of them so far today: Kristin and Jennifer. <\/p>\n

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RUSH: All right. It was only mere moments ago, ladies and gentlemen, that I shared with you what I have recently learned, that Paris Hilton had called in to Barbara Walters\u2019 show, saying that the dumb act was going to end now, it\u2019s time to grow up, going to start acting smart, not going to act dumb anymore. Then, a mere 30 minutes later, I see a graphic on the TV claiming that Paris Hilton says she feels like she\u2019s in a cage. Well, she is in a cage. It\u2019s called jail. Now, when I heard that she said she was going to end the dumb act, I said, ‘Well, that\u2019s cool, but how are we ever going to tell the difference?\u2019 I submit to you that I was right about that. I don\u2019t think she feels like she\u2019s in a cage; she is in a cage! She also said God\u2019s given her a new chance to make a difference. Uh, okay. Maybe she\u2019s going to end the dumb act, but she obviously hasn\u2019t decided to end it yet. Then she said she was shocked by the attention her case has received and suggested the public and the media focus ‘on more important things like the men and women serving our country in Iraq.\u2019 The initial reaction to that is, well, at least she knows that we\u2019re in Iraq, and then you say, no, maybe not, because she probably didn\u2019t write this, an image consultant wrote this, well, I don\u2019t know that he wrote it. An image consultant named Michael Sands actually said this. ‘Paris Hilton will become a real Hollywood star from this experience. If she handles it like a famous person and goes to a military base, visits Walter Reed, then Hollywood will embrace her. Hollywood is very forgiving. It\u2019s not like she insulted the Jews.\u2019 (Laughing.) ‘It\u2019s not like she insulted the Jews.\u2019 It\u2019s vacuous, folks. Everybody that surrounds this story is vacuous. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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