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“Don\u2019t call me ‘mister,\u2019 anymore. Call me Rush or whatever, just don\u2019t call me ‘mister.'”<\/p>\n

“They published a map to my defaced billboard, making it a cultural attraction. This billboard of me is going to end up being one of the top cultural sites in the city of Baltimore. The Orioles suck, so you have crab cakes, the inner harbor, and the Limbaugh billboard.”<\/p>\n

“I\u2019m going to say this one more time and then I\u2019m going to drop it: I do not hate women. You guys are just totally misunderstanding this. Perhaps to my detriment, it\u2019s just the exact opposite. I\u2019m always on the lookout for the next Mrs. Ex-Rush Limbaugh.”<\/p>\n

“‘Fight the Power,\u2019 by the Isley Brothers. My favorite Isley is Rudolph. Well, Ronald, too — he\u2019s the lead singer. But Rudolph has the tambourines.”<\/p>\n

“Wherever you\u2019ve worked, you\u2019ve been shafted. Everybody has. It makes you mad and you want to seek revenge; you want those people to pay for it. But if you just sit back and wait, those people eventually get theirs.”<\/p>\n

“Ok, I made the list here, folks. My ideal woman: five foot seven, flat spot on top of the head. Deaf-mute. The flat spot on the top of the head is for your drink. It\u2019s a joke!”<\/p>\n

“There was a woman sitting next to me at the dinner party last night who I had not met, and halfway through my speech she pinches my thigh! I stopped and told the table, ‘She just pinched my thigh and we\u2019re not even married!'”<\/p>\n

“If I ever get married again, here\u2019s what I\u2019m going to do: I\u2019m just going to buy the woman a house and break up with her. That will be the end result anyway.”<\/p>\n

“Memo to Republicans: Moderate or not, your voters don\u2019t want you to sound like Democrats. They don\u2019t want you to vote like Democrats. And they don\u2019t want you to spend like Democrats.”<\/p>\n

“I have to close the program with the famous last words uttered by poor Dawn today — the only woman amongst us here. She just said, ‘Some days it is just a struggle in here.\u2019 And this has been one of those days.”<\/p>\n

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