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“I don\u2019t need to have kids. I\u2019m a surrogate father for gazillions as it is.”<\/p>\n

“Paula Spencer sent a book along and, as all women do, she included her phone number. Ha, ha! I just love Dawn\u2019s reaction. I said yesterday about how she\u2019s one of us here, and we\u2019re all guys. Dawn, you\u2019re going to look back on these days and say, ‘Thank you guys so much for showing me another part of the world.'”<\/p>\n

“Did you see where they got rid of the fat kid on American Idol last night? I didn\u2019t watch it, either. I just thought I\u2019d mention it and act like I watch it to relate to even more people.”<\/p>\n

“USA Today has a poll: ‘Do you think anything\u2019s wrong about the firing of eight US attorneys?\u2019 72% said, ‘Yes\u2019. So72% of the American people are a bunch of blithering idiots who have no idea what they\u2019re talking about.”<\/p>\n

“What was wrong with my golf swing was I was standing too far from the ball and my posture was way too bent over. If I had been able to play in the AT&T tournament — and I\u2019m not kidding here — I would have killed spectators.”<\/p>\n

“So now we have a senior Democrat — Dianne Feinstein — who made sure that over a billion dollars of federal money got routed through her own checkbook with her husband as a proxy. When will we see a Democrat investigation into this brand of corruption? Hint: we won\u2019t, folks.”<\/p>\n

“I am being given a first-time award tonight. They created a new one: the William F. Buckley Greatest Conservative in the World Award or something like that. I forget what the actual name of it is, but it\u2019s a real honor.”<\/p>\n

“I have a reason for drinking bottled water: I can\u2019t turn on my tap and get grape water or tropical fruit water. And now I\u2019ve discovered bottled flavored water, and guess what? The commie babes on the left are going to try and take it away from me.”<\/p>\n

“If an animal is about to become instinct we should start eating it; capitalism will see to it that there are farms of these animals. I mean, we don\u2019t have a shortage of chicken. But don\u2019t say that to animal-rights people because they\u2019ll just go nuts. Straight logic is something they can\u2019t deal with.”<\/p>\n

“Liberals will not call here. I sometimes have to articulate the liberal argument myself in order to nuke it.”<\/p>\n

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