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“Mrs. Bill Clinton had a town meeting today on Good Morning America. I was watching this, and it was on high definition. And I\u2019m saying to myself, ‘Mrs. Clinton, stay away from HD.'”<\/p>\n

“If you want to go the e-mail route, I do check it now and then. Put a sexy subject line in there and I might notice it. And if anybody puts ‘sexy subject line,\u2019 I\u2019m going to purposely ignore it.”<\/p>\n

“President Clinton is a big fan of \u201924.\u2019 He told TV advertisers that his favorite show is the chick soap opera Grey\u2019s Anatomy. He also likes Boston Legal. I have to tell you, I\u2019m a little worried because these are three of my favorite shows. I know I used to make fun of Grey\u2019s Anatomy, but you get hooked on it.”<\/p>\n

“Look at the current Republican field, and it\u2019s like the buffet at Denny\u2019s: There\u2019s a little something that you like about everything, but you don\u2019t want the whole thing.”<\/p>\n

“A programming note here, ladies and gentlemen. We may not, even though I sort of committed to it, get to the incredibly boring and dull Chuck Hagel sound bites. Remain calm out there. Do not do anything drastic.”<\/p>\n

“AP story: ‘Researchers in a giant panda reserve in China are looking for paper mills to process their surplus of fiber-rich panda excrement into high-quality paper.\u2019 My hope is that one day the New York Times decides to print its daily edition on paper made from panda poop. Then I can say, ‘The New York Times? I don\u2019t read that crap!'”<\/p>\n

“I\u2019m not going to tell you what every meal is here on my diet, and no, I\u2019m not going to post the menu on the website. Somebody will do it and they\u2019ll die, and I\u2019ll get sued.”<\/p>\n

“I can\u2019t figure out what the political upside for Chuck Hagel is when he talks about how the president could be impeachable. And I\u2019m one of the brainiest political analysts out there!”<\/p>\n

“Today on The View Rosie O\u2019Donnell discussed the Iranian seizure, and she gave out false information implying that this may be a hoax so as to provide the president with an excuse to go to war. You know, Rosie O\u2019Donnell is no different than the most embarrassing wacko caller we can imagine here.”<\/p>\n

“The 12th imam is holed up in a well. Honest to God. Honest, folks: the 12th imam\u2019s holed up in a well and can\u2019t get out until the terrifying end days. No, Snerdley, it\u2019s not an oil well.”<\/p>\n

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