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“Somebody needs to ask Chuck Schumer a question: If a Democrat is elected president, say hypothetically Mrs. Clinton in 2008, are you telling us that she will not be free to fire any United States attorney because to do so would be political? Is that the standard now?”<\/p>\n

“Chuck Schumer is a demagogue of the first order. If you hear the word ‘demagogue\u2019 and you\u2019re from Rio Linda and you\u2019re not quite sure what it is, just think ‘Chuck Schumer.'”<\/p>\n

“Oh, no! Alberto Gonzales is saying, ‘I acknowledge mistakes were made in the firing of eight US attorneys.\u2019 Don\u2019t give them that! Why don\u2019t you just put a gun in your mouth and shoot yourself? That\u2019s the only thing that\u2019s going to make them happy, Alberto — if you commit suicide on camera.”<\/p>\n

“Remember: I killed a mouse with a can of Pam. Well, that didn\u2019t kill the mouse, but it prevented him from escaping my plastic trash can. And I shook that trash can, and that mouse died. Cute little thing, too. I hated to do it.”<\/p>\n

“The one thing the Breck Girl — John Edwards — has going for him is that he can always change his mind. Women can change their minds like that. It\u2019s expected, and it\u2019s applauded.”<\/p>\n

“You parents out there that have fallen for this global warming stuff because your little screaming kid is coming home, ‘Waa, ha, ha! We\u2019re killing the polar bears!\u2019 — tell the kid to grow up and shut up and tell the kid that Gore is a liberal Democrat!”<\/p>\n

“If Hillary\u2019s last name wasn\u2019t Clinton, you wouldn\u2019t know who she was. She\u2019d still be wearing those big Coke bottle glasses and Birkenstocks, wandering around the campus of Wellesley.”<\/p>\n

“If my little cat, Punkin, were any bigger, she would eat me. You ought to see the way she is with little lizards. I rescue more lizards than you people would believe! I have to say, ‘No, Punkin, those are our friends. They eat the insects.\u2019 But she doesn\u2019t care.”<\/p>\n

“AP story: ‘North Pole expedition meant to bring attention to global warming was called off after one of the explorers got frostbite.\u2019 Why isn\u2019t everybody in the country hysterical over this? I feel like laughing my little ass off, folks!”<\/p>\n

“There was a movie called The 300 Spartans with Richard Egan. I just remember that because a girl I was dating at the time had a crush on Richard Egan. That should have been my first clue that the whole relationship thing was a failure.”<\/p>\n

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