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“Yes, folks: I picked the Bears. It makes no sense, I understand, but I like to be different and I just have a feeling about this. But more than anything, I want it to be a great game. So good luck to both teams.”<\/p>\n

“You know, this is just like when your cat goes to its litter box. When\u2019s the last time your cat was stranded in its litter box? It\u2019s just like when your pit bull attacks and kills the neighbor\u2019s baby horse. I mean, these things happen. It\u2019s called nature.”<\/p>\n

“Football ignoramuses do not irk me unless they\u2019re watching the game with me — which they don\u2019t do because I don\u2019t invite them. If one sneaks in with another guest, I set them up with Oprah reruns in a far-off room so they can\u2019t bother the rest of us.”<\/p>\n

“Listen to this: ‘The closing prayer at the DNC winter meeting was given by an imam whose closing line was a prayer for peace and the end of the occupation.\u2019 Ha, ha, ha! ‘Rush, how can you laugh at that?\u2019 I don\u2019t know! Everything today that these people are doing is amusing me!”<\/p>\n

“I don\u2019t believe that a loving God would create a being like you or me who could conceive of such a place as paradise or heaven if it weren\u2019t true. That would be an ultimate act of cruelty.”<\/p>\n

“Try this headline: ‘Russia to Analyze Yellow-Orange Snow in Siberia.\u2019 What do you bet it\u2019s just bear urine? Everybody is out there just looking for a disaster because of global warming; they\u2019re just looking for some sign that the apocalypse is here. But it\u2019s bear pee.”<\/p>\n

“I like to think about this Super Bowl as the ‘first-ever:\u2019 we have the first Super Bowl with two black coaches and he first with both coaches being close friends. This is also the first Super Bowl to occur when I have been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.”<\/p>\n

“Okay — if you have kids with you, turn off the radio. Five, four, three, two, one: not only do I not believe that women don\u2019t know what ‘check your manhood\u2019 means, I firmly believe they are the ones doing it to find out if it exists. Okay, turn the radio back up.”<\/p>\n

“We\u2019re going to have to rev up the entire merchandise line now that I\u2019m a Nobel Peace Prize nominee. We\u2019re going to have to make t-shirts with pictures of me on the Nobel Peace Prize underneath the phrase, ‘Give peace a chance.'”<\/p>\n

“Statistically speaking, we\u2019re going to have a certain percentage of stupid people in this country — and the more of them that call here on the left, the happier I am.”<\/p>\n

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