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“I\u2019m an expert on a lot of things, but I\u2019m not going there. I couldn\u2019t dare speculate on the happiness of women based on doing housework.”<\/p>\n

“I am not being paid for these movie reviews. I make so much money, they couldn\u2019t pay me enough to make it matter. I mean, I don\u2019t need ten and twenty-dollar bills in my pocket — they\u2019re problematic.”<\/p>\n

“It\u2019s a good point: if you\u2019re a Republican and you want media respect, die. Now they\u2019re going to write that I\u2019m laughing about death on this program.”<\/p>\n

“Have we forgotten what executions are? They\u2019re supposed to be ‘solemn\u2019? How many times did Old Sparky not work?”<\/p>\n

“Where is the curiosity in the media about why Iraqis behaved the way they did with Saddam on the gallows? It\u2019s as though they had no reason for it. They probably listen to talk radio in Iraq. That\u2019s probably it. It made them coarse.”<\/p>\n

“There\u2019s some pro-impeachment group called The World Can\u2019t Wait. Sounds like the title of a Bond movie.”<\/p>\n

“The cigar I lit is flawed and hardly has any smoke at all. In fact, I\u2019m ditching it. I missed the trash can, so we now have ashes all over the carpet. Well, the cleaning crew can get it later.”<\/p>\n

“You can\u2019t be the pus and the Neosporin at the same time. You are one or the other.”<\/p>\n

“CNN apologized to Barack Obama for calling him Osama, but have they apologized to Osama bin Laden for call him Barack Obama? They haven\u2019t. He is owed an apology from CNN as well. Wolf, give him a call. I\u2019m sure you people know where he is.”<\/p>\n

“I\u2019m a nice guy; spread the word.”<\/p>\n

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