{"id":23470,"date":"2006-04-06T01:01:01","date_gmt":"2011-05-19T06:30:16","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2011-05-19T06:30:16","modified_gmt":"2011-05-19T06:30:16","slug":"the_limbaugh_laws4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/admin.rushlimbaugh.com\/daily\/2006\/04\/06\/the_limbaugh_laws4\/","title":{"rendered":"The Limbaugh Laws"},"content":{"rendered":"<section>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/live-rush-limbaugh.pantheonsite.io\/wp-content\/uploads\/morning_update.Par.0002.ImageFile.jpg\" width=\"199\" height=\"137\"\/> <\/p>\n<p><BR\/>Everybody\u2019s making immigration proposals these days. Let me add mine to the mix. Call it The Limbaugh Laws:<\/line><BR\/>First: If you immigrate to our country, you have to speak the native language. You have to be a professional or an investor; no unskilled workers allowed. Also, there will be no special bilingual programs in the schools with the Limbaugh Laws. No special ballots for elections. No government business will be conducted in your language. Foreigners will not have the right to vote ? or hold political office.<\/line><BR\/>If you?re in our country, you cannot be a burden to taxpayers. You are not entitled to welfare, food stamps, or other government goodies. You can come if you invest here: an amount equal to 40,000 times the daily minimum wage. If not, stay home. But if you want to buy land, it\u2019ll be restricted. No waterfront, for instance. As a foreigner, you must relinquish individual rights to the property.<\/line><BR\/>And another thing. You don?t have the right to protest. You\u2019re allowed no demonstrations, no foreign flag waving, no political organizing, no bad-mouthing our President or his policies. You?re a foreigner: shut your mouth or get out! And if you come here illegally, you\u2019re going to jail.<\/line><BR\/>You think the Limbaugh Laws are harsh? Well, every one of the laws I just mentioned are actual laws of Mexico today! That?s how the Mexican government handles immigrants to their country. Yet Mexicans come here illegally and protest in our streets! <\/line><BR\/>How do you say ?double standard? in Spanish? How about: ?No mas!&#8221;<\/line><\/p>\n<p>*Note: Links to content outside RushLimbaugh.com usually become inactive over time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everybody\u2019s making immigration proposals these days. Let me add mine to the mix. Call it The Limbaugh Laws:First: If you immigrate to our country, you have to speak the native language. You have to be a professional or an investor; no unskilled workers allowed. 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