{"id":21963,"date":"2004-05-04T01:01:01","date_gmt":"2011-05-19T07:10:15","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2011-05-19T07:10:15","modified_gmt":"2011-05-19T07:10:15","slug":"eib_northern_command_bathroom_battalion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/admin.rushlimbaugh.com\/daily\/2004\/05\/04\/eib_northern_command_bathroom_battalion\/","title":{"rendered":"EIB Northern Command, Bathroom Battalion"},"content":{"rendered":"<section>\n<p><BR\/> Well, I asked around to see who did it, and the person who did it, Cookie, opened up and admitted it. Well, she\u2019s taken steps to change the circumstances today, but I didn\u2019t know this I went back in there. I walked in there today, and gone is the Buzz Aldrin autographed photo from the Moon. There is now a pink mat on the floor in front of the toilet. There is a pink toilet seat cover on the toilet seat, and a copy of Oprah, the magazine, on top of the tank. Next to the copy of Oprah the magazine is a scented candle. There are pink rose petals on the floor. <\/line><BR\/>When I came out, Cookie said, &#8220;Did you see the waterfall?&#8221; I said, &#8220;Yes, of course I saw the waterfall. I do wash my hands in there.&#8221; On the sink area is a waterfall, two more scented candles in champagne glasses and some Dr. Phil artifact! Then she gives me this story that she found from the Minneapolis Star Tribune on January 24th, 2002. Headline, &#8220;Bathroom May be Small, But It\u2019s an Important Room.&#8221; It\u2019s all about how to decorate your bathroom. <\/line><\/p>\n<p><BR\/>I\u2019m not going to bore you with this, but this story says, &#8220;In a small bathroom use less stuff but add more color.&#8221; Pink? Pink, Oprah magazine, scented candles? It says, &#8220;Don\u2019t be afraid to hang art in the bathroom. And most important of all, the bathroom is not a stepchild. Everything should have the same feeling, style, and personality as the rest of the house. The bathroom may be small, but its importance is big.&#8221; Really?<\/line><BR\/> <\/line><BR\/>So, it\u2019s going to be an adventure, folks. What\u2019s going to be in there the next time I come back and go into the bathroom? Unbelievable. <\/line><\/p>\n<p>*Note: Links to content outside RushLimbaugh.com usually become inactive over time. <\/p>\n<paragraph\/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I asked around to see who did it, and the person who did it, Cookie, opened up and admitted it. Well, she\u2019s taken steps to change the circumstances today, but I didn\u2019t know this I went back in there. 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