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Story #1:<\/strong> Correction: Oscar the Cat Is Not Dead<\/strong><\/a> <\/p>\n

RUSH: I have to start off with a correction today. We had a story Tuesday about that cat Oscar in Rhode Island, who lives in a nursing home. This cat seemed to have a sense of when residents of the old folks\u2019 home were going to cash it in; the cat would jump on the bed of the patient about to cash it in, and the patient would cash it in. They said, “Well, this is incredible! How does this cat know this?” and a lot of the patients were getting a little upset about Oscar. So there was a story yesterday that the cat had been found dead in the nursing home with a dented bedpan near the body. A very curious member of our audience, Jay Cochensparger, called the nursing home up there to confirm this, because he thought the story might have been a hoax. Not that I was making it up, of course, but he thought it was a hoax, and the lady who answered the phone up there said that Oscar is indeed alive and well. <\/p>\n

They heard the story, too, on the program up there and were quite surprised. Apparently this show\u2019s big in there with the staff. So Mr. Cochensparger (I hope I\u2019m pronouncing his name right) wanted me to know that Oscar the cat is still alive. I guess the patients up there don\u2019t care, otherwise this story would be true. So it was a well-written hoax and I should have suspected it. I let my professional guard down; I should have suspected it because there was no identifying link, source, or whatever, but it was written pretty well as a hoax. So, anyway, it was just a cat, no big deal. The cat\u2019s still alive. The story ends well.<\/line><\/a>Story #2:<\/strong> Farmer from India Solving Population Problem<\/strong><\/a><\/line>RUSH: Did you see this story about this guy, where does this guy live? He\u2019s a 90-year-old guy and his[21st] child was just born. He\u2019s a farmer in India. His name is Nanu Ram Jogi, married to his fourth wife, and boasts he doesn\u2019t want to stop — plans to continue producing children until he\u2019s 100. “Women love me,” he says. There\u2019s a picture of the guy here, and the fact that woman love this guy is probably established by the next story. Anyway, I was happy to see this because this guy is making up for my unwillingness in this department. And there is a birthrate replacement problem worldwide — at least my lack of willingness in this area is being compensated for by this guy.<\/line>Story #3: Women Attracted to Caveman-Like Faces<\/a><\/strong><\/line>RUSH: This next story is from LiveScience.com (they have some great stuff): “Men With ‘Cavemen\u2019 Faces Most Attractive to Women.” This Indian farmer doesn\u2019t exactly look like a caveman, but he\u2019ll never be on the cover of GQ, either. “Guys with bulldog-like faces have been chick magnets throughout human evolutionary history. A recent study of the skulls of human ancestors and modern humans finds that women, and thereby evolution, selected for males with relatively short upper faces.” What\u2019s an upper face? A forehead? “The region between the brow and the upper-lip is scrunched proportionately to the overall size of their heads. Among the men who fit the bill: Will Smith and Brad Pitt.” Now, would any of you assign caveman-like faces to either of those two guys? I guess the next time a woman calls you a Cro-Magnon, it is a compliment, apparently. <\/line>Story #4:<\/strong> Gaza Strip Public Employees Paid to Stay Home<\/strong><\/a><\/line>RUSH: Story from the Gaza strip: “Gaza\u2019s public employees are getting paid on one condition: Stay home. Such is the irony of life in the Gaza Strip now that Hamas militants are firmly in charge. A rival pro-Western government in the West Bank is delivering salaries to most of Gaza\u2019s civil servants as long as they don\u2019t work.” For those of you in Rio Linda, this is government employees. “The moderate Fatah movement of Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas doesn\u2019t want its money propping up Hamas, which violently seized control of Gaza in June. But neither does it want to punish Gaza\u2019s mostly pro-Fatah 90,000 civil servants whose salaries form the backbone of the already badly bruised economy.” <\/line><\/p>\n

I only mention this story because it portends trouble down the road. When they\u2019re going to raise all these cigarette and tobacco taxes to fund increasing amounts of health care insurance for the little children so high that they basically tax the product out of existence, guess what? There isn\u2019t going to be any tax revenue to pay for all of the health care insurance benefits for the little children (which, by the way, are qualified as children in this program up to age 25). It probably won\u2019t be long — just a matter of time — before state and federal governments do the same thing that\u2019s happening here in Gaza because when everybody stops smoking there won\u2019t be any money to pay all these federal employees to actually work. But we\u2019ll not stop paying them; they just won\u2019t have to go to work because there\u2019s nothing for them to do.<\/line>Story #5:<\/strong> ChiComs Sold Used Chopsticks<\/strong><\/a><\/line><\/p>\n

RUSH: A Beijing factory and used chopsticks are in the news. Some Beijing factorysold used chopsticks. They sold up to 100,000 pairs a day without any form of disinfection, a newspaper said on Wednesday, “in the latest of a string of Chinese food and product safety scares.” Do you believe that? Who recycles chopsticks, for crying out loud? Environmentalists wackos, I guess. I don\u2019t even use them; I never learned how. Seriously, why would anybody recycle a chopstick? <\/line>Story #6: First Official Holiday Doom-and-Gloom Story<\/a> <\/strong><\/line><\/p>\n

RUSH: “U.S. retailers…” This is so predictable. The only thing different here is that it\u2019s August. I have for you, ladies and gentlemen, the first official doom-and-gloom story about the holiday season. It\u2019s from Reuters. “U.S. retailers are still sweating through the back-to-school shopping season, but an early chill has already crept into their prospects for the all-important holiday season,” as it does every year in the Drive-By Media. They always present news to us that there is a chill over the retail outlook for the holiday season. They normally don\u2019t do it in August, but they\u2019re doing it today. “Numerous retailers, from Wal-Mart Stores to Target, have warned that the second half of the year will be more difficult than the first as the deteriorating housing market, higher fuel and food costs, and an undulating stock market take a toll on shoppers.” Wait a second, how could that be? I thought the stock market was for people in Wall Street! I thought Main Street didn\u2019t benefit — oh, I take it back. When the market goes up, only the rich do well. When the market goes down, only Main Street suffers. Yup. <\/p>\n

“‘There\u2019s caution in the air,\u2019 said Marie Driscoll, retail analyst at Standard & Poor\u2019s. While saying it is too early to predict how holiday sales will unfold, Driscoll said that retailers will need to stock the ‘absolutely right product\u2019 this holiday season or expect to have to resort to cutting prices and matching competitors\u2019 discounts to win dollars from selective shoppers this year.” Have you ever noticed that every year when you people go out and Christmas shop, you search for deals? You don\u2019t do it any other time of the year, apparently, but you\u2019re always out there searching for deals and it\u2019s up to the retailers now to make sure they don\u2019t overstock the wrong items. Well, guess what? That is a concern. It\u2019s part of the business plan 365 days a year, not just during the holidays. What did you say, H.R.? Oh, yes: I do that, too. Not only do I try to buy the wrong stuff during holiday time, I try to find the most expensive. In fact, if somebody is having a sale, I won\u2019t go there, because I want to help the retailers who are charging full boat because I know they\u2019re in trouble.<\/line>Story #7:<\/strong> “Experts” Stumped by Low Unemployment<\/strong><\/a><\/line>RUSH: Companion story to the doom-and-gloom holiday one: “Fewer people signed up for jobless benefits last week, an encouraging sign that most businesses aren\u2019t resorting to big layoffs amid a housing slump and the painful credit crunch.” Wait a minute. I thought we just heard that the holidays are going to be awful for these exact reasons! Here\u2019s the story: “Deteriorating housing market, higher fuel and food costs, and an undulating stock market take a toll on shoppers,” it is thought. But, “Fewer people signed up for jobless benefits last week, an encouraging sign that most businesses aren\u2019t resorting to big layoffs amid a housing slump and the painful credit crunch.” So what are we to believe? “The Labor Department reported Thursday that new applications filed for unemployment insurance dipped by 2,000 to 322,000 for the week ending Aug. 18. It marked the first drop in new claims in roughly a month. The showing was a bit higher than the 320,000 analysts were forecasting.” So once again the analysts, the “experts,” are stumped. Unemployment claims just didn\u2019t come in the way they thought they were going to come in — as usual. <\/line>Story #8:<\/strong> Bail Them Out with Whose Money, Mr. Gross?<\/a> <\/strong><\/line>RUSH: Try this from CNN: “Famed bond fund manager Bill Gross…” Have you ever heard of “famed bond fund manager Bill Gross”? Have you, Brian? I\u2019m in the bond market, and I never heard of the “famed bond fund manager Bill Gross.” Anyway, he said that “the White House should bail out the millions of American homeowners who face the dreaded prospect of foreclosure this year. ‘If we can bail out Chrysler, why can\u2019t we support the American homeowner?\u2019 Gross wrote in his monthly investment outlook on PIMCO\u2019s Web site. With nearly 2 million homeowners at risk of losing their homes this year and with housing prices rapidly receding, Gross said President Bush, not the Federal Reserve, is the best hope for ‘almost homeless homeowners.\u2019 … ‘Write some checks, bail them out, prevent a destructive housing deflation that (Fed Chairman) Ben Bernanke is unable to do. After all W”, you\u2019re “the Decider,” aren\u2019t you?\u2019 Gross wrote.” Okay, famed bond fund manager, Bill Gross, a question. You want George Bush to rescue and bail out these homeowners. May I ask with whose money do you have in mind? I\u2019d really like to know who\u2019s going to bail them out. <\/line>Story #9:<\/strong> Aging Boomers Hope to Get It On in Old Age<\/strong><\/a><\/line><\/p>\n

RUSH: Here\u2019s this story on CNN about the seasoned citizens having more sex than you think. Actually, this story does not relate to me because, I must be honest, I don\u2019t think about seasoned citizens having sex — so I don\u2019t know how they can be having more sex than I think that they\u2019re having because I don\u2019t think about it. In fact, I didn\u2019t think about it until I saw this headline from CNN: “Seniors Having More Sex Than You Think — Many older Americans routinely engage in vaginal intercourse, [Lewinskys] and masturbation, a landmark study into a long-taboo subject reported Wednesday.” <\/p>\n

Now — heh, heh — how many of you want to think about this now? “‘From a societal perspective, I would say that old people are young people later in life,\u2019 said Dr. Stacy Tesler Lindau, lead author of the federally funded study, which was published in the New England Journal of Medicine. Sexual activity reported among the 3,005 men and women who participated in the survey did decrease with age, particularly among the oldest participants — from 73% among those 57 to 64 years of age to 53% among those 65 to 74 years of age to 26% among those 75 to 85 years of age… Among the survey\u2019s many discoveries was that about half of those 57 to 75 years of age who remained sexually active reported engaging in [Lewinskys]… The figure on masturbation ‘reflects a level of sexual need, even among men at very advanced ages, and speaks to the fact that sexuality is a lifelong proposition,\u2019 said Edward O. Laumann, a study co-author and a sociologist at the University of Chicago.” <\/p>\n

Now, what is it do you think that prompted this? These things just don\u2019t just happen. These scientists, these researchers, don\u2019t just pop out of the jack-in-the-box one day and say, “You know, I wonder if old folks out there are getting it on?” I\u2019ll tell you what the reason is why CNN is reporting this stuff — it\u2019s because all of these Baby Boomers are about “me, me, me, me, me,” and wondering what it\u2019s going to be like when they\u2019re that old! They want to know if they can still go out and do the Lewinskys and all these other things so they decided to do a survey to find out what\u2019s ahead of them… so to speak. I guess I could have said “in front of them,” but that would be worse.<\/line>Story #10: Walter Williams Column He\u2019ll Discuss Tomorrow<\/a><\/strong><\/line><\/p>\n

RUSH: Okay, folks: I have the roster here of guest hosts for tomorrow and next week. We have Walter Williams on Friday. He has a great column today, too, and I didn\u2019t get a chance to get to it. Tell Dr. Williams to share the theory in his column with the audience tomorrow.<\/p>\n

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