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RUSH: Store Santa Clauses. Folks, this is the UK Daily Mail, but it\u2019s a story about us. “It will soon be time for every child to draw up their list for Santa. But now they could be in for something of a surprise – when Santa asks them to take a few things off of it. The largest Santa school in the U.S. has been advising its students on how to lower children\u2019s expectations in the economic downturn. When confronted with a huge list of ‘I wants\u2019, Santas are being told to tell them that they can\u2019t have everything. They should also take a look at the children\u2019s parents and ‘size them up\u2019,” profile \u2019em “before promising them something that their mother and father can\u2019t afford.”<\/p>\n
So here\u2019s a tip for you. If you\u2019re gonna take your kid to a Santa Claus thing, you dress up like the biggest dregs on the face of the earth and the Santa Claus is gonna be told to tell you your kid not to expect anything because you look like a pauper. Santa Claus is under instructions to size you up, and if you look like a loser, your kid\u2019s gonna be told to expect nothing, and you\u2019re off the hook. By the same token if you show up looking good Santa is gonna think you can afford a whole bunch of toys and gonna tell the kid to expect a lot. <\/p>\n
There\u2019s nothing new about this. I left hints all over the house. I\u2019d cut out pictures of cars and put \u2019em under the glass of my dad\u2019s desk. Anyway, “The Charles W. Howard Santa Claus School runs a three day course for would-be Santas every fall. For new students tuition is $415, and it\u2019s $365 for returning Clauses.” And they\u2019re teaching the Santas to size up parents and tell the kids not to expect jack-you-know-what. It\u2019s in the New York Times. The New York Times is very happy about this. I think the largest Santa Claus school in the country is the Democrat Party. Hell, this guy in Michigan is chump change compared to the Democrat Party and Barack Obama. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
RUSH: Store Santa Clauses. Folks, this is the UK Daily Mail, but it\u2019s a story about us. “It will soon be time for every child to draw up their list for Santa. But now they could be in for something of a surprise – when Santa asks them to take a few things off of […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n